Barrel of Monkeys
September 19, 2022 | by Marc Cebrian
There is no longer any wonder how The Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy spent their Sunday. They were locked away with David C. Pack in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium. The “prophetic dream-up team” found a way to extend self-torture for the members of The Restored Church of God.
Dave got in front of his own failure JUST BEFORE it happened? Again? Get outta town!
This “Pathetic Update” was posted in Member Services on Sunday, September 18 (Elul 22).
Prophecy Update
Most by now have heard the brief message delivered Sabbath. The structure of the Kingdom culminating in Trumpets remains exactly the same, with the exception of timing. Our wait appears to be a little longer, but is still short!
As Mr. Pack explained, God has been tightening the picture and timing, while simultaneously slowing extending timing. The same holds true now!
Many questions and facts make plain the backstop is actually a day beyond what we thought:
• First ask, would God merely come close to Elul 24—or would He use this all-important date recorded more than a dozen times? Recall the end of Haggai 1: the people “…came and did work in the house of the LORD of hosts, their God, IN the four and twentieth day of the sixth month…” (vs. 14-15).
• A Monday afternoon/night Headquarters time start (Tuesday nighttime/morning Jerusalem time) reinvites “pray that your flight be not…on the Sabbath” (Mt. 24:20).
• Three-and-a-half days from sunrise Tuesday in Jerusalem takes you to Friday evening. This crucial commanded prayer once again carries great meaning!
• Next recall the question posed in Hosea 9:5: “What will you do in the solemn day, and in the day of the feast of the LORD?” Verse 6 makes clear Israel is IN captivity IN this Feast day: “For, lo, they are gone because of destruction: Egypt shall gather them up, Memphis shall bury them…”! The only solemn Feast this could be speaking of is Trumpets/the Day of the Lord. So Israel is in captivity for at least some of the Day of the Lord—explaining how punishment could extend further into Trumpets!
• Discerning timing within this enigmatic day where sunset and sunrise are blurred is nearly impossible, further allowing a later start to the Kingdom. Zechariah 14:6-7 reads, “And it shall come to pass in that day, that the light shall not be clear, nor dark: But it shall be one day which shall be known to the LORD [it is very difficult for humans to understand], not day, nor night: but it shall come to pass, that at evening time it shall be light.”
Brethren of God, stay alert! Put plainly, the case for waiting through tomorrow and deep into tomorrow night is now clearer—and stronger—than we could have known. God speed the Kingdom!
“…with the exception of timing.”
That is all Christianity in a nutshell. Every Christian who has ever lived wants to know when Jesus Christ will return, and the Kingdom of God will arrive on earth.
The entire point of Dave trying to “figure out prophecy” is so he can nail the timing down. The fact he cannot makes him pretty useless.
He has moonwalked being a prophet and then said “Elijah” is just a nametag on your coat pocket.
One other little itty-bitty point: Timing is the ONLY thing that proves if ANYTHING he has taught is correct. Who is true and who is false is determined by things “coming to pass” as it was said.
“the backstop is actually a day beyond what we thought:”
The true nemesis of David C. Pack and the enablers at The Restored Church of God is the dictionary.
backstop
something at the back serving as a stop: such as a screen or fence for keeping a ball from leaving the field of playa person or thing placed at the rear of or behind something as a barrier, support, or reinforcement
When a "backstop" is blown past and blown past and blown past, how can that word be used anymore? It no longer has meaning. He punched huge holes in the backstop, making it just as effective as when he moved the goalpost. Same result with different ideas.
WE is used for a collective failure so that David C. Pack does not drown alone. As he sinks, he grabs the ankle of the “minister” nearest to him so they can sink together. Then that enabler grabs the ankle of the one closest to him. WE all go down together.
The RCG “ministers” are trapped inside their own prophetic Barrel of Monkeys. Sinking deeper into the depths of religious fraud.
“…would God…”
Playing Ding Dong Ditch with God is not the wisest of moves and, yet, is a staple in the biblical nonsense diet. Dave often blames God or “gives God credit” for whatever whenever.
His “would God” argument has never panned out the way he expected.
Part 234 – February 12, 2020
@ 2:49:18 Why would God set us up with what is such a powerful case for what is not His timing?Part 297 – March 17, 2021
@ 1:19:10 Why would God reveal all of this to us now and then make us wait a year for bad math?Part 298 – March 18, 2021
@ 06:03 Would God lead us to all of this understanding right before the Passover and then just hang us out to dry?Part 398 – August 24, 2022
@ 07:32 Would God absolutely identify Elul 1? Probably not, but possibly. Certainly maybe. And maybe it’s even a probably.
Careful, Big Guy. Careful.
“the case for waiting through tomorrow and deep into tomorrow night is now clearer—and stronger—than we could have known.”
It is comical how, after the fact, whatever new theory Dave and the enablers conjure, it is always “clearer and stronger” than before. And fails all the same.
Following the bumbling exploits of David C. Pack would be more fun than a Barrel of Monkeys if it were not for the suffering and confusion of the brethren stuck inside The Restored Church of God.
The "ministers" are drowning in prophetic confusion. Do not let them grab your ankle and take you down with them.
Bonus Quote:
Part 393 - September 17, 2022 (two days ago)
@ 35:47 If we got to Monday morning, we’re waiting another year.
