June 11, 2022 | by Marc Cebrian

Here is a “sneak peek” of the 2022 Ministerial Conference:

“The Keynote Address”

• Former ministers and former members are evil, they want to murder the church, and want you dead.

• Exciting new prophetic understanding is going to be explained ad nauseam.

• Daniel has been unsealed…again and again.

• Revelation has been unsealed…again and again.

• The series is over…again and again.

• The math, the math, the math.

• Please do not remember “the Gateway Prophecy” or the W’s or all the other rock-solid metrics from all the other theories that went nowhere.

“The State of the Work” Is Bad

• No new literature, but outdated literature is still plentifully available.

• No new World to Come programs, but the Media Center is now a wonderful museum of ancient history.

• No “Behind the Work” for the Feast of Tabernacles, but RCG produced a whopping 9 minutes of new video content in a 15-month period.

• No significant social media “buzz” or new campaigns, but endless meetings still cause the day to pass by quickly.

• No new “Personal From David C. Pack” actually written by David C. Pack for years.

• No significant membership growth, but the turnover rate remains pretty high.

• Oh and lastly, no “actively” preaching the gospel to the world, but we’ve got hundreds of hours of Dave to enjoy.