Ministerial Conference Preview

Jun 11

Here is a “sneak peek” of the 2022 Ministerial Conference:

“The Keynote Address”

Former ministers and former members are evil, they want to murder the church, and want you dead.
Exciting new prophetic understanding is going to be explained ad nauseam.
Daniel has been unsealed…again and again.
Revelation has been unsealed…again and again.
The series is over…again and again.
The math, the math, the math.
Please do not remember “the Gateway Prophecy” or the W’s or all the other rock-solid metrics from all the other theories that went nowhere.

“The State of the Work” Is Bad

No new literature, but outdated literature is still plentifully available.
No new World to Come programs, but the Media Center is now a wonderful museum of ancient history.
No “Behind the Work” for the Feast of Tabernacles, but RCG produced a whopping 9 minutes of new video content in a 15-month period.
No significant social media “buzz” or new campaigns, but endless meetings still cause the day to pass by quickly.
No new “Personal From David C. Pack” actually written by David C. Pack for years.
No significant membership growth, but the turnover rate remains pretty high.
Oh and lastly, no “actively” preaching the gospel to the world, but we’ve got hundreds of hours of Dave to enjoy.

David C. Pack Paints Himself Into Another Corner