Lazy Lunatic’s Loony Lunation
June 28, 2022 | by Marc Cebrian
Credit: NASA/Sean Smith
Here is a “Prophetic Update” issued to the members of The Restored Church of God on June 27th:
The lunation (starting with the black moon that signals Tammuz) begins tomorrow night (Tuesday evening HQ time) at almost the very same moment as the chodesh (new moon), which starts a full day later.
This is significant because we knew a full day was missing!
A lunation is 29.5 days, not the 28.5 that the last message laid out. Thus, it appears that events can/will be one day before what we thought.
Time prohibits explaining what happens on this first extra day that involves three shepherds.
But God’s promise to the little flock remains exactly the same!
Let’s digest this and read carefully.
The lunation (starting with the black moon that signals Tammuz) begins tomorrow night (Tuesday evening HQ time)
A ten second Bing Search for the term “black moon” reveals some interesting information.
According to the website Timeanddate.com:
“Black Moon is not a well known astronomical term. In recent years, the term has been made popular by social media, astrologers, and followers of the Wiccan religion.”
“Black Moons hold special significance to people who practice certain forms of Pagan religions and who believe certain actions become more potent when performed on the night of a Black Moon.”
Okay, but maybe this is just diabolical mimicry. Surely nobody associates a black moon with end-times prophecy.
A snippet from the Sun UK reveals this:
Some believe the phenomenon may usher in the end of the world.
Amanda Cooper, for the San Diego Entertainer, reveals: “There are many superstitions about the Black Moon and many are fearing the worst with its arrival.
"One theorist states that the Black Moon signals the end of the world and the end of all life on earth.
"I guess all we can do is wait."
All we can do is wait. Hear, hear.
I wonder if Dave has ever been sucker-punched because this next fact may truly stun him.
The most recent black moon was on April 30. The next one is not until May 19 of 2023.
If this were baseball…
1) Black moons are a pagan observation
2) Black moons are tied to end-times theory
3) Tonight is not a black moon
So much for fact-checking before blasting out a hastily-worded message to the entire church.
Unfortunately, The Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy are now going out into the garden to pick out their own switches so Dave can take them behind the lakeside tool shed. Raised in rank one day, brought down in rank another.
This is significant because we knew a full day was missing!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
The math wasn’t so perfect after all. In fact, this proves that Dave is TERRIBLE at math. How can you conjure a calendar of events knowing full well you cannot account for a WHOLE day? Men figured that out: It’s called a leap year.
Imagine trying to buy a calendar and the cashier behind the counter tells you, “There is a day missing in there somewhere, but I can’t explain it.” And you’re like, “That’s cool. I’ll still buy it.”
The people inside The Restored Church of God buy this. They buy this?
This is an interesting admission because so much of Dave’s latest guesswork was based on “facts and math.” We already knew that reading comprehension was not a strength, but now we can add “Bad at math” just under “Bad at prophecy” on his LinkedIn Profile.
It goes back to a previous point about a prophet needing precision. If you move just one tiny little eenie meenie electron of an atom, you create an entirely different element.
In a classic DCP v. DCP move, here is a quote to remember.
David C. Pack – February 1, 2021 – Part 285 @ 1:47:42
So in conclusion, all dates interlock and stand or fall together. Moving Christ’s return even one day forward or backwards changes and collapses everything.
Back to the Prophetic Update:
A lunation is 29.5 days, not the 28.5 that the last message laid out. Thus, it appears that events can/will be one day before what we thought.
Inductive reasoning. Supposition. Human shield mentality. Any option of the multiverse “can/will” happen tonight. That is a “nothing” observation.
Time prohibits explaining what happens on this first extra day that involves three shepherds.
But God’s promise to the little flock remains exactly the same!"
Here is a premonition from a non-prophet/non-psychic: There will plenty of time in the next few days for multiple 90-minute or 2 ½ hour messages of clarity. You can write that down on the missing day of your calendar.
God’s promise does absolutely remain the same. Just not David C. Pack’s.
