RCG Feast Follies
October 14, 2022 | by Marc Cebrian
The Feast of Tabernacles for The Restored Church of God has been refreshingly quiet on the David C. Pack speaking front. He spoke four times in the past, but so far, only once this year. Even a false prophet needs a little vacay once in a while.
The "watch day-by-day" sentiment was getting old, so they decided to breathe new life into the running joke by posting this in Member Services yesterday:
We are about to reach what becomes the final day we long wondered if we would back into--where the Church knows the day. Apparently the Kingdom was going to start on a Sabbath after all. Our watch is for about 12.5 hours from dusk to dawn Jerusalem time. Calculate accordingly. Also as we long suspected, the Kingdom of God is seven days (Sabbath dawn to Sabbath dawn) and 3.5 more of great tribulation before the Day of Christ. As best we understand, this is the last opportunity for 2022.
This is it. The end of the road. The long struggle to get to the correct Kingdom arrival date has been reached.
Sunset in Jerusalem today begins at 6:08 PM.
The 12.5 hours of watching starts today at 11:08 AM Eastern, 8:08 AM Western.
Sunrise in Jerusalem on Saturday begins at 6:42 AM.
The 12.5 hours of watching ends tonight at 11:42 PM Eastern, 8:42 PM Western.
Everyone can feel certain because the text is certain. This is very matter-of-fact wording:
“We are about to reach what becomes…”
“Apparently the Kingdom was going to start on a Sabbath after all.”
“Also as we long suspected, the Kingdom of God is seven days…”
Those sentences are constructed with a surety found when documenting history even though the David C. Pack 12.5 Hour Failathon has already begun. There will be more moonwalking before the day is over. What an exciting time in prophecy.
Note the 7 days and the 3.5 days mentioned as We revisit Part 394.
Part 394 – September 24, 2022
@ 07:04 …God never intended 10 days, or 7 days, or 3.5 days, or any days to precede the Feast of Trumpets. He’s going to do everything in that one day of so many names.
It is hard to know what to write in your notes with a pencil or pen. It is probably best to not take notes at all because whatever you hear will soon change. That is an established church tradition.
Deep down, Dave knows he is a fraud. That "uncomfortable" feeling that strikes him after he speaks is witness to that. Even when he constructs a concrete fortress of inarguable proofs, there is always a trap door under the bed that he can slip through when disaster strikes.
“As best we understand…”
Ah. There it is. It is all an undeniable fact…as best we understand. We. We. We. All the way home. Notice how Dave could not even bring himself to assign his own name to it.
“…this is the last opportunity for 2022.”
Not the “last” by any stretch of the imagination.
The Coffee Kid, Meat Shield (sans wife), and Dave conspired to concoct this last gasp of prophetic nonsense just in time for the Sabbath. There is going to be a late-night strategy meeting when nothing happens. So much for the day of rest.
My educated guess as a non-prophet/non-psychic is that he will speak one more time before the Feast is over because he cannot have everyone contemplate his latest failures while boarding the airplane.
The Last Great Dave is on Monday. He would have to speak on Sunday if he wants everyone to hear his latest presumption circus before they formulate their resignation letters on the drive home. Look forward to Part 399 on the horizon.
Dennis Diehl brought up a concept in a comment on the website that I will borrow here.
David C. Pack believes that each failure gets him one step closer to being right.
Most people who succeed get past failure and approach success because they learn along the way. Dave is not learning.
He is not climbing stairs toward being right. He is on an escalator. Each step he takes repeats the same errors, keeping him in place. That sounds like a form of hell to me.
The desperation inside RCG is becoming more apparent.
One disturbing development this year at the Feast of Tabernacles is the change of policy for events.
RCG is becoming PCG.
The Restored Church of God emulates the same Gestapo hardline tactics The Philadelphia Church of God perfected decades ago. Family members who are ex-members were ejected and disinvited from the Dinner Dance and the Not-The-Entire-Family Day.
This is counter to all the other years inside RCG.
Compromised “ministers” became enforcers, enacting policies they knew were unloving, yet did it anyway. Like a mobster given an order to whack someone they liked. They felt terrible about it but still pulled the trigger because the boss wanted it done. That is the RCG way.
The Chicago Heavy must have greater pull in The Restored Church of Another god than previously thought. Eject your teen from the home if they no longer want to attend. Eject anyone else from a Feast event for the same reason. 2022 will undoubtedly be "the best Feast ever."
And here we thought Elijah was supposed to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children and the children to their fathers. We will see after the Feast how well that worked out.
Not every problem needs to be solved with a belt, Dave.
Due to the constant leaking of information, maybe Dave was afraid footage of him doing the Electric Slide would go public. After all, that is what a devilish person would want to see.
If some families were on the fence going into the Feast, this would certainly help push them over to the side RCG did not intend. It would affect not only those who were removed but everyone who witnessed and heard about it. The Sword of the Lord was very active during this Feast.
Dave and Team Lockdown do not realize that by trying to plug one leaking hole in the dyke, they actually create three more.
This calls for another Star Wars quote.
Princess Leia
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
If God wants the information to continue to leak out, it will leak out. If God wants the information flow to stop, it will stop. I did not start it, and I do not control it. Let God's will be done in this matter. Amen.
It is time to have a little bit of fun once again.
Dave sang to the “ministers” during the Feast to remind them who they really serve.
