June 3, 2023 | by Marc Cebrian

Prophecy hobbyist David C. Pack has gone quiet since his complete failure on Pentecost last week. It is nice to know there are still some things in this world that are capable of shutting him up. At least momentarily.

  The members of The Restored Church of God have been refreshing their email inboxes all week, waiting to hear what the heck they are supposed to do now since the Kingdom of God did not arrive as scheduled.

  The 3.5-2-14-6.5-3.5-1-7-1K Kingdom structure of Part 444 was changed into the simpler and way more accurate 18-2-6.5-3.5-1-7-1K during Part 445. Surely, the Mystery of God ended because Daniel was unsealed.

Reality proved both of those were wrong.

  No matter how large the printout gets with the “complete picture,” it is destined to crumble with the passage of time. This usually occurs before the deadline approaches. Grandpa Dave sure loves his caveats.

  But have no fear because relief is on the way. Part 446 is scheduled for today.

Thursday, June 1, 2023

Dear brethren,

Please note Mr. Pack plans to speak this coming Sabbath, June 3 to lay out more details. We are right on track!

The start time for the sermon will be forthcoming. Keep an eye on your inbox for any upcoming communication.

Enjoy the rest of the day!

Warm regards,

Church Administration

  We’re right on track, dummies. Wow. Lying is like breathing to the hirelings at Headquarters now.

  “More details” is code for a brand new picture since Pentecost gave Dave a shiner.

  Keep in mind that Tammuz 1 is June 20. The Ministerial Conference is one day shorter than usual, from Sunday, June 11 to Thursday, June 15. We all must wait and see what new nonsense the Packian Triad of Fraud dreamt up. The longer Dave is quiet, the more significant the "understanding" shift is and the more verses he has to support his revised fantasy.

In a bold move, Pseudo Evangelist Bradford G. Schleifer waded into the shark-infested waters of social media this week by announcing a 2023 Restored Church of God Open House taking place on June 25. It was posted on RCG’s main Facebook feed and the two private Wadsworth Neighbors groups.

  Last year's lukewarm attempt was available only to RCG vendors and The Wadsworth Chamber of Commerce members [excluding Dawn Blue and me]. Over 1300 people were invited, and "a good hundred" attended. Whether that is a successful turnout is open to interpretation.

  An article last September covered this in detail. In a WCTV interview, Dawn Blue of How It’s Done TV and I discussed our experience with being disinvited covertly a few hours before the event started.

  Some in RCG are learning from past mistakes. The 2023 iteration is an Un-UnOpen House, as they are now inviting the local residents of Wadsworth to attend. To reserve your tickets, you can click HERE.

Brad posted this with his personal account because only someone of his high church rank can appropriately navigate the minefield of comments. Exceptional circumstances require superior discernment and wisdom. So much for Dr. Timothy D. Ranney being responsible for Public Relations. It must have felt like the keys to the car being taken away just before Prom Night.

Oh. And then there are the comments. It is not pretty.

  As of writing this article, there are 3 hidden comments on the RCG main Facebook feed, 156 in Wadsworth Neighbors (19K members) and 62 in Wadsworth Neighbors #2 no rules (2.9K members).

  Good luck trying to find anyone who is writing something supportive. Some acknowledged that RCG was opening its doors and that people should learn for themselves what they are about. Others thought that was a terrible idea.

To Brad’s credit, he did not delete the comments Dawn Blue and I made. From a Damage Control perspective, that probably would not have sat well with the residents in those groups.

  Will RCG opt for armed security guards again this year, or wing it and leave the protection up to the angels? We will find out in a few weeks.

  For anyone interested in joining Dawn Blue and me for an Across The Street Watch Party on June 25, please contact exrcgwebsite@gmail.com. Snacks and drinks will be coordinated after we get a headcount.