October 27, 2022 | by Marc Cebrian

Current news headlines, the content of The Wall Street Journal, and the homepage of The Onion are continual “proofs” that time cannot go on for another year and that David C. Pack is right. Well, according to him.

During "The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 402)," recorded on Tuesday, October 25 (which was Tishrei 30, not Cheshvan 1), Professional Blasphemer David C. Pack, The Pester General of the Restored Church of Another god, went into the Oh Noes! of world conditions.

The previous article covered an overview of his prophetic nonsense, but some of his comments on current events felt “off" and worth a closer look.

Dave reactivated Chicken Little Mode with some dire world news. World fake news, as it turns out.

@ 09:23 Yesterday, and you can go online and actually see the videos of this. It’s horrific. The Chinese actually launched a sun up into the air…I saw the video. They’d built a tiny sun using some kind of nuclear material, but nobody really knows how they did it.

Yes, everybody does know how they did it. It is called “nuclear fusion.”

I think Dave is referring to the HL-2M Tokamak “artificial sun” nuclear fusion reactor built in China. An internet search results in stories going back to 2015.

The U.K. Daily Mail reported about this reactor in June 2021, then updated it in January 2022.

It will be a significant source of electric power for China. What you cannot find is what else Dave tells you. Well, you can, but…to quote Bugs Bunny, “I don’t think you want it.”

@ 09:46 They shot it up into the air…They called it a little sun, and it burnt for 17 minutes.

I call shenanigans.

An internet search filtering this week’s results reveals the “launch” of the “artificial sun” meant they turned the reactor ON. They did NOT shoot it into the sky.

Search with Bing, Google, Drudge Report, or 3AM Girls, and you will not find what Dave is talking about. I wonder if Edward L. Winkfield was wincing in his seat, knowing Dave was spewing malarkey. Ed may be comfortable with biblical malarkey, but even Stepford Prime may be pricked-in-the-heart regarding real news story malarkey.

Dave added a little spice to the story to throw more fear gas on the fires of manipulation.

@ 10:47 They said, “We’re gonna derive energy from this.” And the statement was, “Do not mess with China. We have this kind of power.” Now, that’s a shocking statement. If you haven’t seen the video, you should see it.

I would sure love to know the source of those quotes. I cannot tell if Dave was paraphrasing or if it was a direct transcription.

Ed, please write me at exrcgwebsite@gmail.com with links, and I will update this article. So far, I cannot confirm anything your boss was saying. (Where in the world is dee bunker?)

Perhaps that particular world news outlet is now on Double Secret Probation that only Dave, the Coffee Kid, and Pepper Boy have access to.

On a rare whim, I tried to obey Dave and find this shocking, horrifying video he was all excited about. There is still time for China to destroy Halloween.

In January, a video circulated on the internet claiming to show what Dave describes. If you search for "china launch sun," you will get page after page of websites revealing it was a hoax. Even Reuters debunked it.

There is greater success in finding debunking videos than the real one Dave proclaimed.

I suspect that the man who brags he never turned on a computer would not be able to discern the authenticity of a video on the internet or pay attention to the date of news articles. Someone on the third floor should tell him that is NOT a real picture of Hitler vacationing in Brazil.

Let him know technology can do more these days than just make the room brighter.

Here is a good example:

And that is what a phone can do. Maybe he should not believe everything he sees on the interwebs.

The overarching lesson is:

If you fact-check David C. Pack with the Bible, he fails.
If you fact-check David C. Pack with the internet, he fails.

For the sake of argument, if that artificial sun launch story was true, it is not “proof” that anything biblical David C. Pack says is right. If that launch resulted in the burning of all green things for thousands of miles across the face of the earth, then that would pique my interest.

As it stands now, it was just another "The Sky Is Falling. Therefore I Am Right" Dave Pack PsyOp.

Later in the sermon, he tossed this across the room without noting references.

@ 51:31 Specialists and studies have shown they're losing the ability to beget children. Soon, man will not be able to reproduce. In another 50 years, nobody can reproduce. Half that ability’s gone now.

Before you freak out, I highly recommend researching this on your own to vet this information. After all, this David C. Pack we are talking about.

I could write a whole page about this topic, but since this is a family-friendly site, I will leave it to your imagination. Because I know Dave is spending his days "imagining" the next spin that will keep "The Greatest Unending Story!" unending. Part 403 is an inevitable future event.

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It is no surprise that fake news would come from a fake apostle during a fake series about a fake god teaching fake prophecy to a fake church filled with fake ministers faking they agree.