May 21, 2023 | by Marc Cebrian

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God has a love affair with failure. He slipped on another prophetic banana peel some careless dope left in his path. His eyes were too lofty to look down before sliding face-first into the Grand Garden mulch this morning. (If you listen hard enough, you can hear Ryan Denee snickering.)

  Even though “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 443)” on May 18, 2023, “proved” that the First Kingdom to Israel would begin on Sivan 1, my morning coffee proved otherwise.

  Nothing happened at 10:38 PM ET last night as the sun rose in Jerusalem, Israel. Nothing happened at 6:03 AM ET this morning when the sun rose in Wadsworth, Ohio.

  What does it say when an unordained non-prophet/non-psychic antichrist knew this before the only living apostle and Elijah-Elect King David Passover? Well, one of us lives in a world of tangible reality while the other is trapped in an elusive fantasy loop.

  I hope your fridge is stocked with Member Berries because the length of the First Kingdom to Israel has been on quite a journey.

Part 437 – 10 Days
Part 438 – 4 Months
Part 440 – You Cannot Know
Part 441 – 6 Months
Part 442 – 10 Days
Part 443 – 1 Month

  Part 443 could not be an authentic "final Part of the Series" without spending most of the one-hour and fifty-six minutes reversing teachings from the last final Part 442.

Flashback Part 442 – May 13, 2023
@ 53:12 And it’s all clear. And I have no authority, brethren, to tell you it’s other than ten days.

@ 54:14 …unless I’m just all wet and somebody else can pick up the Bible and…make the Bible say the First Kingdom is other than ten days.

  That somebody else who found authority turned out to be David C. Pack. The First Kingdom is now one month per Part 443, not ten days.

  As a refresher, Part 443 set new dates for the return of Jesus Christ.

First Kingdom to Israel
Sivan 1 at Sunrise*
May 21 at 6:03 AM ET

Second Kingdom of God
Tammuz 1 at Sunset*
June 19 at 9:02 PM ET

  *Subject to change. And change. And change. And change. Oh, and change.

  The new one-month layout looks simpler than just a shot glass or thimble.

And Dave wonders why the young people leave RCG.

Part 443 – May 18, 2023
@ 07:29 Now, we’re not late. We’re still very close.

  The brethren of RCG must not mind Grandpa Dave delivering Part 443 on the very day of his own failure when he declared in Part 442 that the First Kingdom would arrive on May 18. They either forgot or did not care.

  They also seem to accept gaslighting as a vital part of the Kingdom Revealing Program.

@ 07:46 And, we’re more on track than we than we even dreamed…We’re gonna adjust slightly and reveal a powerful set of dates for this kingdom.

  What about the folks that dreamed it would happen on May 18?

  Changing a kingdom period from ten days to one month is "slight," according to Dave. Moving the Kingdom of God from Pentecost to Tammuz 1 is "slight," according to Dave. Sure…slight.

@ 08:33 Is this Kingdom one month or ten days? …I knew I had to go ahead and speak. I had everything else settled.

  While in the process of excusing himself, David C. Pack exposes himself.

@ 09:08 God would not just name Pentecost. He does not use Holy Days, and He wouldn't name Pentecost as the day that the Kingdom of God comes. It just bothered me. But I didn’t have time to put it together.

  David C. Pack admits to the brethren of The Restored Church of God that he spoke on the Sabbath of May 13, claiming God’s name and authority to teach them things he was “bothered” by but did it anyway. The man was unprepared, knows he was unprepared, and still went with it.

  This is how the Pastor General of The Restored Church of God operates.

  A former "inner circle" minister told me that Dave once knowingly taught the church what he knew to be wrong but said, "I have to go with it, and I'll fix it later." This is not new to Grandpa Dave. He will knowingly teach error to the church because he “didn’t have enough time” to teach the truth.

  The man who threatens people with the Lake of Fire if they do not listen and take notes and believe him is the same person who admits he knowingly teaches erroneous doctrines.

  Out of his own mouth, he has said it. He reveals who and what he is. 

David C. Pack tells you everything you need to know
whether he is true or not.

  The man is a liar. Worse than that, he is a blaspheming liar. Is that an accusation or observation? Ponder it before you jump to an answer.

@ 09:33 So, I had that, you know, “David-Solomon-Jedidiah moment” where I realized I was–WE were slightly off. And yet, one of the two dates I gave you, I talked about Wednesday night and Saturday night. One of those two dates is correct.

  Both of those two dates were not correct. And he almost took sole responsibility.

  Doctrinal Precision has lived in a cardboard box under the overpass since it was evicted from the Wadsworth Campus. The glory days of "Don't believe me, believe your Bible" are long past.

These two quotes fall under the “Yeah, not so much” category.

@ 49:46 And until I’ve made this plain and broken out the exact dates, it will not be clear. It will it will not be plain.

@ 1:00:07 Three and a half days of The Word from Sunday dawn to Wednesday evening.

  With the First Kingdom to Israel NOT starting this morning and being one month long, the June start for the Second Kingdom of God starting on Tammuz 1 seems to be in jeopardy.

  A banana peel slip with the left foot leads into another with the right. Chevy Chase would be proud.

@ 1:07:13 When the Kingdom of God arrives, think June brides. June is the wedding month. So, more people are married in June than pretty much the other months combined.

  This tiny point deserves an honorable mention in David C. Pack’s Gallery of Stupid. A quick internet search debunks his June statistics. It is only a “fact” and “proof” because he says so. The man creates his own reality and proves what he is doing to everyone paying attention.

@ 1:07:29 So, it’s a natural. The Kingdom of God would come on June 20th or the night of the 19th, I guess.

@ 1:09:58 I never saw so many things line up so perfectly as when we saw not just a month, a month, a month, a month, but how that month breaks out. Date by date by date. I imagine you'll be pulling out your calendars when you get home. You can play that out.

  Well, except for the first part, which did not align perfectly. You know, like…today.

For those interested in watching the Book of Daniel be unsealed for the last time and getting a detailed look at the one-month breakdown, feast your eyes and ears on this.

@ 1:17:51 So, we were right on all these things. We just didn't know that it's a month in front of the year. And then had which month it was. You could never argue with this.

@ 1:19:02 It’s the greatest kingdom the world’s ever seen. But it’s 84 hours, followed by 48 hours, followed by 24 days. They’re exact. And it ends at even time. The disciples knew that it was started at dawn, exactly.

@ 1:19:25 …and it ends at even time. 29 ½ days. There’s no way this isn’t Sivan. And there’s no way I can begin to see it isn’t this year.

  Dave has completed the full rotation around his own tail. June 20 is Tammuz 1. So, Tammuz is back in the crosshairs. 2023 will be 2022 all over again.

David C. Pack is conflicted. His mind is conflicted. His mouth is conflicted.

@ 1:45:31 It doesn’t change. I’m sure it’ll have some things that change. Some things.

  The house nestled between his ears is divided against itself. As time goes on, the cracks will widen, and all the spackle in the world will not be able to fill it. The more he talks, the more his decay accelerates.

@ 1:47:37 I long knew that there would one day be something or things (I diveren’t saw it happen yet) in my final message where we could know by their being explained made Christ’s coming certain. Made it sure. That you could say, “It will surely come.”

  Three days later, what is certain and sure is David C. Pack proves himself to be a biblical fraud. Again.

@ 1:50:35 So, where would we be wrong? I’m telling you, I’ve tried to tear the Bible apart to see where we could be wrong. I’ve done the best I can. I know I can’t possibly do more.

  A ticking clock tears his theories apart like a lion will to the RCG young people. Just add a little bit of time, and Dave’s mirage evaporates. The calendar is acid to all of David C. Pack’s theories.

God is a fan of irony and has a sense of humor. I would not be surprised if David C. Pack finally got one of his prophecies correct. Just one. A prophecy fulfilled by the man himself and only for himself.

@ 1:50:59 You know, you shake and rattle and try to pick the locks and see if there’s some way to get out. You got handcuffs on. You got a straightjacket. You’re in a tiny cell locked in the middle of a vault. Now, I couldn’t get out of it. I can’t find another way out.

  If Dave winds up under these conditions, then know there was a prophet among us.

@ 1:55:50 There is no [Part] 444. I made it plain. I believe absolutely, with every fiber of my being…The Lord Jesus Christ will surely come, and all of this will start.

  Part 444 was delivered last night at Headquarters. I wonder how many slip-ups and face-plants he will perform as he explains away the debacle that has already become of the final Part 443.