April 12, 2023 | by Marc Cebrian

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God was relieved to finally sit at the Tammuz Cooking Table again. He last sat for a message on October 1, 2022, during “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 397).”

  His standing since had absolutely nothing to do with comments made in articles and interviews about "the Man of Sin sits in the Temple of God and nobody sits more than David C. Pack." Those statements coinciding with his choosing not to sit for six months are totally coincidental. Totally.

  The ancillary benefit of being seated is helping prevent the monkeys from…well…you know.

  Part 434 on April 10, 2023, was technically #6 of a 7-Stage prophetic whoseywhatsit conjured by David C. Pack. He self-conceived a brain-baby stuck in his head that if he spoke (or communicated through designated proxies) seven days in a row during the Days of Unleavened Bread, he would be fulfilling prophecy in Habakkuk 2:3 and Revelation 10:7.

  Pay no heed to those having been previously claimed multiple times.

  Oh, Marc. Surely you jest.

Part 198 – August 13, 2019
@ 57:20 We are literally in the days of the voice of the Seventh Messenger when I don’t talk about anything else…

Part 299 – March 18, 2021
@ 29:07 Now, I just quickly rushed to call it out at the last minute. I did not contrive this.

Part 375 – June 12, 2022
@ 33:58 In other words, harden this up right before it happens. That sounds like a prophet is saying what's gonna happen, and he’s “rushing to call it out” in “the last days of his voice," and this time, put it in blood, stone, and steel. So to speak. Carve it in the wood. Engrave it because it’s solid at the very end.

Part 432 – April 1, 2023
@ 37:20 So, Revelation 10:7 appears to be fulfilled. Yesterday and today are the days of my voice before the Trumpet sounds.

  Well, which is it? Has it already happened, or is it happening now? Welcome to the mental toil of RCG brethren. Even if you are confused, gently place the green envelope into the basket as it passes by.

  According to David C. Pack, prophecy is being fulfilled right now. Totally.

The Kingdom of God arrives on April 12, 2023, at 12:05 PM ET.

  I got up extra early this morning to ensure I did not miss it. While making coffee, I realized watching David C. Pack fail again has entered a new stage. It went from being expected to funny to sad.

  It is just sad how often David C. Pack botches his fundamental purpose. He can write pages of updates and spend hours talking, and it all amounts to folly. He strives sixteen hours every day and produces nothing.

  All the efforts of David C. Pack and The Restored Church of God are in vain. That is appropriate, considering the Pastor General takes the Lord's name in vain, as idols are want to do. Idols and false prophets appear in God's likeness, claiming God's authority, speaking the truths of God when every word the man utters falls to the ground and returns to him void. Totally.

The Pathetic Updates and Part 434 reinvented the wheel, though Dave presents it as he merely swapped the hubcaps.

Even in context, it is impossible to follow his explanation without the visuals of moving glasses around.

Part 434 – April 10, 2023
@ 00:02 Well, much (maybe most) of everything we’ve learned and heard has been correct. But, it was lacking a year in front of it. So, I wanna do a little something formal here today, and I wanna get rid of this (as we once had done) and put this here…But many, many things remain the same.

@ 01:06 It’s a year. And dozens of verses say it.

  Since nothing has come to pass, claiming what is or is not correct is wildly premature. Especially as of 12:06 PM ET today. Throwing up the “many things remain the same” shield is not large enough to cover all the implications for the major shifts this week.

  When Dave needs to, dozens of verses say it is one year. Dozens of verses say it is one month. Dozens of verses say it is one day. The Bible is written in a way anyone can prove anything. Trinitarians and Sunday keepers LOVE quoting the Bible.

@ 34:04 It says this First Kingdom is like Eden…Now, in fact, if the First Kingdom is Christ’s Kingdom, if it is (and it is), then it’s some kind of paradise that was promised to the thief.

@ 48:19 This is the first iteration of the Kingdom of God.

Jesus Christ rules the First Kingdom of God for one year.

  During this past week, there has been no mention of the Kingdom to Israel. Since Jesus Christ is now allowed to rule the First Kingdom again, Elijah has been demoted. Thus, the Kingdom of Dave has been retired. (I’m a Sad Panda).

  Beyond twiddling his thumbs, what exactly Elijah will be doing for one year is unknown. Unknown to us and unknown to Dave. Fear not. Given enough time, Dave will work his way back onto the Center Stage. Maybe Jesus Christ will go back to “working in the background” with Elijah-Elect King Dave Passed Over as the official mouthpiece.

  As it turns out, the First Kingdom length WAS arguable.

  During Part 429 on March 15, Dave thundered the First Kingdom had to be 35 days. But, come on. Weren’t we all more silly in our youth?

Part 434 – April 10, 2023
@ 13:09 Recently, the days just shrank and shrank and shrank and shrank. I had come to realize we're in the right time, but we're missing something. You know, this little detail: a whole year.

  Ha ha ha ha ha.

  Translation: Self-imposed thresholds were being crossed daily, exposing blatant biblical fraud, and Dave had to invent a new timeline to save face.

Clarity always comes after.

@ 24:58 We're coming into Unleavened Bread, and I was trying to make it work coming into Unleavened Bread. Eventually, those four and a half days just broke out. I mean, they just, it was impossible any longer. And God just intervened and it was clear that you add a day to the end of Unleavened Bread, and that wasn't good enough. It just wasn't good enough. There was more to it. And so, the year just broke out and said, “Recognize me. And when you do, recognize all the questions I bring with me.” So, there was this last period where there would be this man who was gonna make it all plain. And I wondered, “When will that be? When will that be? Haven’t I already done it? Haven’t I already done it?” Some of it. But a lot of it, no.

  That is a lot of words to express a paltry excuse for making monumental shifts in doctrine that no human being has the authority to do. David C. Pack moved the Last Great Day from the Feast of Tabernacles in the fall to the end of The Days of Unleavened Bread in the spring.

“I was trying to make it work”

Translation: “I did this on my lonesome. I pressed the circle inside the square to make it fit perfectly.”

“it was impossible any longer”

  Translation: "I ran out of runway. The jig was up, and even I had to acknowledge reality."

“And God just intervened”

Translation: “God sat back and watched me squirm. He did not lift a finger. Please do not notice I never say how God intervened, just feel good that He did. Somehow.”

“you add a day to the end of Unleavened Bread”

  Translation: “To get out of a tight jam, my desperation reached Maximum Effort by moving an entire Holy Day because the hirelings at Headquarters will sign their names to anything I say without resistance. If you think this is the last time…you are so adorable.”

“the year just broke out”

Translation: "Hey man, I'm just the postman delivering god's message. This great mystery, hidden since the dawn of time, was destined to activate on its own. The sodium was always meant to explode. All I did was add water."

“there would be this man”

Translation: “Yep, that is totally me trying my super-hardest to make prophecy happen by artificially creating a situation I can claim means something the Bible never says it does.”

  Dave should have just stood up and shouted, “I have the power!”

David C. Pack moved a Sabbath. David C. Pack moved “holy time.”

  How well does that sit with members of The Restored Church of God? If they continue to attend after this week, they may never get out.

The 1335 days of Daniel 12:12 have become 1335 thorns in the flesh for David C. Pack.

  As a primer before experiencing the latest update, revisit Part 423, where the 1335 was a personally important moment for Dave. Hold your giggles until after.

Part 423 – February 25, 2023
@ 40:03 It just so happens that [1335] was yesterday morning at 10:30. And it became a much bigger and important signal to me, personally, since I was the only one correctly waiting for it.

@ 42:01 And it was never for anybody, but one man who would know…after that date came, about 29 hours later, he was supposta give one more message…

  The 1335 moved twice after that. The third time during Part 434 completely invalidates EVERYTHING David C. Pack said in Part 423.

  This big block of text few will read is provided to illustrate a point.

Part 434 – April 10, 2023
@ 31:11 So, the saints flee at one month. 45 days before, God made a decision, "You're blessed. Now, you start praying for the next one in one-half months. 45 days. Because all hell's gonna break loose at the end of 45 days, but those next 45 days are fine." And at 1290, with a month to go to the 7-year kingdom, 1290, a month to go, 45 days after the 1335, 30 more days to go to the 7-year kingdom at the 1290, "Go!" And you're waiting for the armies, the Abomination. You're praying that you just missed the Sabbath, which is right at the end of that "Boom," here comes Easter. "Boom," here comes the Man of Sin standing up in Easter. And 45 days before that, you know you're gonna get away. So now we've resolved all of that. And they're praying about the weather. Why would they pray about the weather? Because they're gonna flee with a month to go before God turns off the clouds. I couldn't make that work. But if you're gonna dry the earth and burn it up over a period of 30 days, it would still be raining right up until you're outta here. That makes sense. Perfect sense. But not this year, next year.

  He goes on for a while, but this was the section that addressed the 1335. If you blinked, you missed where Dave said February was another false start.

  This boiled-down version is the essence of where the 1335 was canceled.

@ 31:11 So, the saints flee at one month. 45 days before, God made a decision, "You're blessed.” …45 days after the 1335, 30 more days to go to the 7-year kingdom at the 1290, "Go!"…That makes sense. Perfect sense. But not this year, next year.

  David C. Pack reset the 1335 without having the courage to man up and tell you he did. He left it for the brethren to figure it out because there was no way he was going to spell that out for them.

  The 1335 reset seed was planted in Prophecy Update #2 on Saturday, April 8.

“Daniel 12:11 says the sacrifices at what would be the end of this year occur at 1,290 days. How obvious that the great tribulation on Israel lasts 30 days until the 7-year Kingdom arrives. The remaining 1,260 days would be until they stop again for the same amount of time. The 45 days before this is when many saints will learn they do or do not escape—and that they better start praying about the weather and Sabbath flight. Exactly one month before Unleavened Bread ends next year is Easter morning…”

He slipped it into text and then into Part 434, never drawing attention to the fact that the brethren were still in an "in the midst" of the 1280s state.

  I can envision Bradford Schleifer advising Dave at the back of the hall, "Mr. Pack, the brethren will understand the 1335 from February was reset. There is no need to address it directly." The semi-circle of Bobblehead enablers would nod in unified agreement.

  I paint that word picture because I have witnessed this very thing over the years. Many times.

  In February, David C. Pack trumpeted he was the only person correctly waiting for the invisible 1335 to begin. On April 10, David C. Pack did not trumpet how the invisible 1335 never actually started.

David C. Pack suspended the 1335,
but lacked the moral character
to tell the brethren he was doing it.

  Why? Because it is embarrassing to have to keep eating his own words. Nothing I could ever say would damage David C. Pack’s ego like the egotistical words of David C. Pack can. If you want to pierce his armor or have him lose his cool, just quote him right back at himself.

  Narcissist v. Narcissist is a clash for the ages.

  More words about the 1335 that should cause shame and regret for David C. Pack were spoken during Part 422 on February 18, 2023. Listening to this clip now should have a new application of relevance.

  The logic Dave presented was sound. Jump to 33 seconds for the start of the relevant portion.

This clip was originally intended to show the expression of his mental illness, but it perfectly fits the aftermath of Part 434 and the stealth disappearance of the 1335 this week.

  "How could you believe it if you'd been through it once?” As of Part 434 on Monday, that is what Dave is asking members of RCG to do. Man, his words do not age well.

  David C. Pack chews himself up and spits himself out. Totally.

  He said that words. All I do is put them together.

  This is a classic example of why imperceptible prophetic fulfillments are dangerous and not of God. If Dave could move the start twice, then, of course, he could can it altogether. As he has done before.

You will chuckle when you read how Dave referred to his 7-Day Word Salad Diet Plan. All of this is so unimportant on the other side of 12:05 PM ET.

@ 53:32 Now, a Final Potential Super-Metric. Maybe a huge Super-Metric I never understood. I wanna tell a little story to close.

  The juxtaposition of arrogance and uncertainty is boggling to witness.

@ 53:52 And after this moed, Christ would come. What moed? I’ma tell ya. I’ll give ya a little, little key. It's not a Sabbath. I thought might be it was. It’s not a Holy Day. I thought maybe it was. It’s not a new moon. I thought maybe it was at different times. It’s not a full moon. I wondered if that was the case. It’s not a single day in the Days of Unleavened Bread. I thought maybe that was the case. What is the moed that comes before the Kingdom? What is it?

  He explains it is himself. His updates by proxy and spoken messages during the Days of Unleavened Bread are the moeds that give Jesus Christ the wave-in to come on down and rule for one year.

  As of 12:20 PM ET, it looks like Dave’s god was not listening. Perhaps he is pursuing. Or is on a journey. Peradventure, he sleepeth. But Dave presented his case so well, and it all made such perfect sense. His god must respond just so Dave does not look like an absolute idiot again.

  Sunset in Wadsworth is at 8:03 PM ET tonight. So, he can hold out for hope on that. Unless Part 435 drops today because Dave and all the enablers agree we are still on time.

For the sake of publicly documenting when David C. Pack sets a date for the return of Jesus Christ and/or the Kingdom of God, enjoy this bit of outdated nostalgia from the other side of failure.

  Feel free to insert your own DERPs throughout.

@  1:02:07 So, I’m gonna tell you this will happen on the Last Day of Unleavened Bread when the days are over…It will be Wednesday. And maybe before that, if Christ wants to dine with us and all saints for a good long while in a great supper…

@ 1:02:57 So, it will be Wednesday and maybe a little before…or we wait exactly one year and then pray for Mr. Pack so he can figure out what to say seven days in a row next year. Godspeed the moment, and I hope this is sometime tomorrow night but probably, probably Wednesday… we’re looking for which would be, essentially, noon on Wednesday. And that’d be when the kingdom would start…

Return to the beginning.

@ 00:02 Well, much (maybe most) of everything we’ve learned and heard has been correct.

  Yeah. Not so much.

  David C. Pack inserted himself into The Night To Be Much Observed. Then, into the Days of Unleavened Bread. He moved the Last Great Day from the fall Feast of Tabernacles to the spring. He spent seven days trying to make prophecy happen by giving the brethren pages of homework. He canceled the 1335 that allegedly started in February without saying he did. He declared Jesus Christ would return on April 1, 5, 7, and 12.

  But, the brethren stay seated and pass in their green envelopes.

  This proves he can get away with anything.

  And that just does not sit right with me.