December 25, 2024 | by Marc Cebrian

After taking a personal two-month hiatus from reporting on The Restored Church of God, I began listening to sermons again, starting with Part 545. It was screaming obvious that nothing the Pastor General said during Parts 534 through 544 was of ANY consequence because he perpetually changed the story and re-reads the same verses while drumming up tired excuses for his long list of blunders.

This exercise proved that you can stop listening to messages for months and jump back in without missing a beat. Returning to Part 545 confirmed my suspicions.

David C. Pack is still painfully boring.

With over 300 articles on exrcg.org, what could I possibly say that has not already been stated?

Oh, look. He thinks that is him in the Bible, not Jesus Christ.
Oh, look. He is teaching something impossible to argue with until he argues it the following week.
Oh, look. Daniel has been unsealed, resealed, and unsealed again.
Oh, look. He discovered something no other human being has ever known or thought to look at.
Oh, look. He is super special, and God is working with him to teach X-Y-Z.

Just because David C. Pack is self-cursed to spend the rest of his miserable days ignorantly repetitive does not mean I must follow suit.

His consistent lies, blasphemies, deceits, foolishness, spiritual corruptions, expressed mental disorders, and delusions have already been thoroughly exposed. Shame on those who ignore David C. Pack’s words.

“The Greatest Untold Story!” now stands at Part 550, proving David C. Pack has nothing new to say.

I took a break because Dave is boring. How could I continue to analyze while remaining engaging and funny when the source material is just bland, recycled malarkey? I also lost hope for those still attending The Restored Church of God that they will ever escape. I have already helped those who can be helped.

At this point, those who opt to remain in that spiritually bankrupt and biblically corrupt organization are so mentally broken they are beyond reach. They willfully ignore the Bibles in their laps, close their eyes to the clear warnings that manifest before them, stop their ears from truly hearing, and have chosen to be lambs for the slaughter of vile men. Their blood is upon their own heads.

Here is a summary of Parts 545 through 550 for the skimmers:

Part 545 – Jesus Christ Will Return December 16, 2024.
Part 546 – Jesus Christ Will Maybe Return on January 15, 2025.
Part 547 – Jesus Christ Will Maybe Return on December 31, 2024.
Part 548 – Jesus Christ Will Return on March 29, 2025.
Part 549 – Jesus Christ Will Return on February 13, 2025.
Part 550 – Jesus Christ Will Return on January 29, 2025.

Yawn. More dates for the return of Jesus Christ that took longer to study than for Dave to believe them. We made it all the way to Part 550, and David C. Pack revealed that he still had nothing new to say.

The inexplicable madness of The Restored Church of God continues. A prime example of the religious lunacy the members are willing to endure centers around Pastor General David C. Pack declaring that the start of the 1335 in the book of Daniel brings salvation and Jesus Christ on December 16, 2024.

During “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 545)” on November 16, 2024, he taught “impossible it’s wrong” proofs and promised even more evidence was coming. That further evidence never came.

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One week later, during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 546)” on November 23, 2024, Dave expressed doubt about the previous teaching by suggesting it could happen instead on January 15, 2024.

Part 546 – November 23, 2024
@ 51:37 So then, the question becomes: Do the 1335 and 1290 day periods or 1335 and 1260 days best complete the picture God is building of the one week? Put another way, are we waiting for December 16th or January 15th? That’s a question.

@ 1:15:26 So, God will tell us which day. I’m pretty sure I know ‘cause I haven’t told you more than a fraction of what I put together. Enough said from me on January 15th for now.

Actually, that was enough on January 15 forever because Dave abandoned it immediately, proving he did not know anything.

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One week later, during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 547)” on November 30, 2024, Dave threw out all he taught about a January 15 possibility to declare the 1335 still occurred on December 16, but salvation would not come until December 31.

Part 547 – November 23, 2024
@ 1:03:48 But I not only think we tarry, I think I know how long. But I'm not sure. And God may have written it the way He did until someday when His servant, the one who's racing to call it out, would figure it out and be able to tell the church. So, I’m gonna give you my opinion.

Dave figured nothing out. He has been racing for nine years, blathering nonsense and falsehoods.

@ 1:38:21 So, I still fervently hope the 1335 begins the Kingdom that there’s no that there’s no delay. I hope it. But, if you had to ask me what do I believe, I do not believe it’s gonna happen. I wish it would.

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One week later, during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 548)” on December 7, 2024, Dave threw out all his recycled malarkey about a New Year's Eve possibility to declare the 1335 did still occur on December 16… but had to give a “heartbreaking” caveat that “haunted him.” Members of The Restored Church of God MAY need to wait until March 29, 2025.

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One week later, during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 549)” on December 14, 2024, Dave threw out all he teased about March 29, 2025, to “prove” they are actually waiting for February 13, 2025.

Part 549 – December 14, 2024
@ 07:55 You’re thinking the Kingdom is either Monday or Abib 1 ‘cause I had all these proofs of Abib 1 and one month and so forth. What if I could show with the first document we gave it to you last, the long one under your seat, that it may be neither. What if I could show you that?

All the foolish dopes who actually took their Pastor General at face value were reaffirmed as idiots one week later, further emphasizing the reality they should take notes with a pencil and not a pen.

@ 1:18:43 We’re supposta see the day approaching. I do see it approaching. It just didn't look like Monday, and I couldn't I couldn't reconcile it. And after all this time, God intervened and showed me when the Messiah really was selected.

God did not intervene. God showed David C. Pack nothing. Seven days later, his words exposed him again as a man falsely speaking with God's authority and in His name.

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One week later, during “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 550)” on December 21, 2024, Dave threw out all he taught about February 13, 2025, to “prove” they are actually waiting for Shevat 1, which is January 29, 2025.

Part 550 – December 21, 2024
@ 59:24 Well, let me just tell ya before we start. It appears we will not make it to February 13th or even to February. I made two remarkable discoveries recorded by two prophets. And they’re almost they’re almost silly simple.

He framed the doctrinal shift as two remarkable discoveries, not 45 minutes of remarkable errors. He also gaslights and manipulates the brethren by hiding behind his private interpretations of the Bible.

@ 1:00:18 So, I’m not gonna I’m not gonna make any pronouncements here because I don’t have to.

@ 1:21:08 But what I’m trying to do is tell you I’m not giving you a date. I’m [chuckles] the Bible is doing this. In fact, it’s up to you… to see the day approaching.

@ 1:24:40 “Thought it delay, wait for it. It’ll surely come and not tarry.” It cannot go past Shevat 1. It’s impossible.

@ 1:25:23 You’re not left with what Mr. Pack said. I love ya’ll dearly, but shame on you if you do that. What do you think? What do you think?

I think David C. Pack cannot be trusted. He is not a man of his word even while he proclaims to speak on God’s authority. He is a blaspheming, hypocritical liar not led by the Holy Spirit and can never be right about the timing of the return of Jesus Christ.

Selfish, compromised enablers like Bradford Schleifer, Edward Winkfield, Carl Houk, and Ryan Denee have their greedy reasons for supporting the madness at Headquarters while the brethren of The Restored Church of God are stuck in the reality loop they could escape from if they genuinely believed their Bibles.

During my two-month respite, I had two great laments:

1) It is too bad The Restored Church of God never sued me because I would have loved to prove to the State of Ohio that David C. Pack is a false apostle, false prophet, and false teacher desperately in need of professional mental health services.

2) I would have rejoiced being invited across the street to sit at the table with David C. Pack in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium. Surrounded by tie-wearing corrupted mollusks, I could say to David C. Pack's face the very things I have written in 285 articles. Reading his own foolish, blasphemous words back to him would be a joy. I have envisioned a cowardly Dave standing up with his hands on his hips and his ears blazing red as he verbally blasts me, then abruptly stomps out of the room with Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy scurrying after him.

If only…

It should be clear by now that after 550 Parts, David C. Pack has nothing new to say. No wonder listening to him and taking notes feels like tedious homework. He covers the same verses over and over, often repeating his ridiculous conclusions that he forgot he already discovered.

While trudging through the dismal swamp that is The Restored Church of God, we can look forward to the approaching ten years of continual nothingness.

When the inevitable Part 600 surely comes, rest assured that David C. Pack will still be boring and has nothing new to say.