December 12, 2022 | by Marc Cebrian

David C. Pack has lost his mind.

  Mr. Kranky Kislev bitches his way through one hour and forty-two minutes of biblical fantasy during “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 409),” given on December 10, 2022.

  The uber-timing reveal was that his calculations for the pre-Christmas Kingdom were off by half a day. That was the issue all along. Half a day. So, of course, Elijah-Elect had a hard time seeing the timing correctly. Until now.

Exercise the “simplicity in Christ” to follow the logic:

Sunset Christmas Eve on December 24 (Kislev 30) begins Tevet 1, which also starts the first day of the week, Sunday. That occurs at 4:40 PM in Jerusalem. Calculating the seven-hour time difference makes it 9:40 AM ET. The events that were previously thought to start on Kislev 1 and then Kislev 16 are now 10 ½ days before December 24, not 15 days. Instead of Elijah getting in your business on Friday, December 9 at 9:35 AM, he will now make your ears bleed sometime around December 14-ish, which is Kislev 20-ish. The half-day calculation could be the difference between sunset and sunrise, which is currently 10 hours and 4 minutes, or it could be a full 12-hour-half of 24 hours. Mmmkay?

Yeah, too simple to get wrong.

  Dave was not confident enough in his new discovery to give the audience an utterance of the exact day and hour but left it to each person to do their own math. He must hate the countdowns on the website because there is no way to correctly calculate an “-ish.”

For the skimmers: The updated for-realsies period to watch is 10 ½ days before sunset on December 24, which is December 14 (Kislev 20) at some time around thereabouts. Ish.

To set the mood for Part 409, Dave began by stating a lie. Then, he repeated it later.

@ 00:03 All is well. We’re still on track.
@ 15:12 We’re right on track, people of God! We are on track.

  Considering the day before was a salvation-failure date, that statement is both stupid and insulting.

Part 406 – November 26, 2022
@ 44:03 …at 9:35 on Friday, December 9th…That’s when you will look like Christ. Period.

David C. Pack is not a man of his word. That is not an opinion.

Part 402 – October 25, 2022
@ 09:00 But we're right on time. Nothing's gonna change.

Part 407 – November 30, 2022
@ 1:23:44 We’re right on track. Not a word, not a syllable, not a vowel or consonant I uttered last week would I change.

  It is a foolish act to believe anything David C. Pack says. The man lies to the members of The Restored Church of God. The man lies to himself. Try reading it in bold.

David C. Pack lies.

Part 403 – November 5, 2022
@ 01:51 Now, more than ever, I can tell you this: Salvation will come in November 2022.

Part 409 was so urgent it was streamed live around the world to commandeer the Sabbath of some. More recently, a Bible Study after Services would be conducted, but that was not invasive enough for Dave. Depending on when folks were having their Services, some members of RCG dodged a bullet while others had to take one for the team by being force-fed Dave’s goofy ideas.

  He laid in pretty heavy to explain his half-minded problem of a half a day discovery.

@ 02:16 So, it isn’t 30 days. It never could be. It could be 29 ½, but it can’t be 30 ½.
@ 02:28 It can’t be 15. That’s impossible. And this was my problem. It could be 14 ½ or 15 ½. Although, that would be kind of insane. That means that we were blessed a half a day after the Kingdom came. But, it has to involve a half.

  The half-issue did not fully explain away why Friday and Wednesday failed. Dave chose to make many words come out of his mouth while reading verses, so a clear answer as to why he was wrong gets lost in the drone of his white-noise voice.

  Just remember that a half-day is a big deal now. Can we please let the past go and move on? Thank you.

Some pretty warped psychological meat on the bones is coming your way. Get prepared. Some of this was covered in the RCG “What If?” article.

@ 04:08 I’ve gotta be faithful with this. He that handles the word of God cannot do it deceitfully.

  Deep down, he knows he is handling God’s word deceitfully. It is like the guy slipping his hand into your pocket to grab your wallet while looking you in the eyes, saying, “I am not stealing from you.” There are heavy pathological brain functions in play that I am not qualified to diagnose.

@ 04:17 I know there are people in the church and people who’ve been with us who would do it much better than I would. If you doubt it, just ask them.

  RCG is chock-full and running over with accusers. The ungrateful, doubting critics in the Main Hall glare at Dave, piercing his soul. Rather than people wondering why he can never get anything right, Dave sees it as people thinking they can do it better. That is not the issue.

  Acknowledging what is wrong is not the same as proclaiming you have the answer. Seeing something broken with my vehicle does not mean I know how to fix it. The people trapped inside RCG know in their hearts and in their guts that things are terribly wrong. They are not saying they have special knowledge from God on how to make it right.

  You will never be able to convince Dave of that. Nope. RCG is a church full of sullen-faced know-it-alls.

  Instead of using logic, facts, and clear Bible verses to explain his errors, Dave rolls onto his back to expose his soft belly and genitals to The Restored Church of God, counting on getting petted rather than beaten.

@ 04:25 They don’t face the pressures. I don’t talk about this a lot. The pressure is staggering. I have chest pains you wouldn’t even believe, and I'm probably gonna be sorry I told you. And when you have my heart history, it's not a good thing because of the pressure to get it right.

  Meaning: “Hey, folks. I am trying so hard and I care so much that I am practically killing myself to get this right for you. I am sacrificing for you. This is so important to me, it is harming my health.”

  The problem is Dave is not supposed to be doing this. God did not raise him to complete this task.

  How hard it is to kick against the pricks, Dave. Nobody in RCG is asking you to do this. If the enablers at Headquarters had the spines, to be honest, they would tell you they DO NOT WANT you to do this. Everyone wants you to stop. The brethren want you to stop. The “ministers” want you to stop. Just stop.

@ 04:53 And over 15,000 hours of study didn’t readily reveal the problem. You can’t just surmise. The Bible has to tell us. And it must tell us.

  Have you ever heard a more perfect example of “Ever learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth?”

Dave says the darndest things.

@ 14:20 So, we don't need to talk anymore about whether or not it can go beyond this year. If it can, we need somebody else to teach you…

  He is broadcasting to everyone inside The Restored Church of God, “You need to replace me!” He is screaming it over and over. But they cannot hear him.

@ 14:28 …because I don’t see any way that I could ever come to anything different in the same book that somebody else would study for some additional 15 to 20,000 hours. Closer to 20.

  Dave initially underestimated his amount of study by 5,000 hours. Since he enjoys math, I used a non-biblical calculator to put that in perspective. This equals 208 days.

  Studying your Bible 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, would equal 6.9 months of solid study. And that is just the amount he forgot to mention ten minutes ago.

  20,000 hours equals 833 days. That equals 27.76 months.

  Consider if that were true. David C. Pack still has not gotten one thing right. His failure rate stands at 100%, which is impressive in any other industry. And yet, God is revealing all of this to him? Sure.

  20,000 hours of Bible study = zero results. That is not the kind of math I would brag about.

  If I studied anything for 833 solid days and continued to fail, I would consider a new vocation. It takes a particularly hardened mind to deny such proof of pure failure. And yet, Dave pulls this off.

  But only with the support of his hireling enablers at Headquarters. These men are equally to blame for the continuing Presumption Circus of Biblical Fraud:

Bradford Schleifer - Edward Winkfield - Ryan Denee
Jaco Viljoen - Kenneth Orel - Carl Houk
Timothy Ranney - Salasi Jezhi - James Habboush
Andrew Holcombe - Frank Lydick - Raymond Garb

  Collectively, they have the power to stop David C. Pack's madness, but they choose not to act. Shame on the lot of them.

Dave throws God under the bus again. For a man who just declared that he fears God, he seems to have no problem pointing the finger at Him when things do not pan out as Dave said they would.

  Watch how a false prophet blames God if he is wrong.

@ 18:38 The only way we go further if Christmas and all the proofs were a ruse by God to throw us off. And all the things that point to Sunday, including logic, were a ruse by God to throw us off. Then, there is no Mount Everest. We just built one, and it's a mirage. And God deliberately…threw us off. Does that sound like the God who would never lie to us? I doubt it. I don’t think so.

  What utterly blasphemous statements. Wow. I would fear saying such words more than accidentally taking out a crosswalk full of nuns. But this is far from the first time Dave has accused God.

Part 406 – November 25, 2022
@ 42:33 And on God’s authority, I’m gonna tell you what verse 39 means.
@ 44:16 Or the Bible means something different. God has countermanded His word…

  According to David C. Pack, because the Elijahn period did not start on Wednesday and the 1335 did not begin on Friday, the Bible is flawed, and God revoked His word.

  David C. Pack is not wrong. God just tricked him. And yet, people continue to stay in RCG.

@ 23:39 If this doesn’t electrify you, you’re in the wrong church.

  Those that are electrified may be beyond hope. People inside RCG know they are in the wrong church but do not know what to do about it. They do not see a soft place to land if they exit.

  There is no soft place to land. Those vexed by the apostasy of The Worldwide Church of God had to face the same dilemma. They need to flee. That is the only option.

  How much more poison can they ingest before it kills them?

  Some left this past weekend. More will continue to resign. What will it take to trigger a mass exodus?

  As the clock winds down to December 25, ponder what life will be like on December 26 at Headquarters. Perhaps David C. Pack will stop. Or be stopped. If not, then Janus will be back on the menu.

  It is hard to believe this is only half the story of Part 409. The other half will be covered in the following article.