January 18, 2023 | by Marc Cebrian

The Restored Church of God whistleblowing industry will be pretty busy in the coming days with the release of "The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 415)" last night, which started by announcing the need for a Part 416.

  On January 14, Part 414 was so absurdity-rich multiple articles were needed. One fallacy quoted but not examined was “all ministers of this world” go directly into the Lake of Fire on the Day of the Lord and never get a chance at salvation. This new David C. Pack supposition will not have a long shelf-life.

  The implications of that teaching are far and wide. It dismantles decades of understanding, reaching back into the days of The Worldwide Church of God. Herbert W. Armstrong’s understanding level just dropped to 4% because not all human beings get a fair chance at eternal life. Dunderhead.

That introduced the concept of enemies of God early in Part 414. Later, Dave circled around to those afflicting RCG, and it piqued my curiosity.

Part 414 – January 14, 2023
@ 1:25:10 Why would God show us Abib 1 in a definitive way? Absolutely inarguable. I don’t care what any enemy knows.

  He said that in the singular, so he must have had someone specific in mind. Who is your enemy, Dave?

  You cannot be talking about me since all I do is accurately relay your words with full context. Granted, there is added color spiced with humor, framed with truth, and sprinkled with a healthy dose of reality. Calling a fact a fact cannot be the basis for antagonism. Can it?

  Stating “David C. Pack is a false prophet” is not name-calling. That is like the atmosphere getting upset because you declare the sky is blue. Facts are facts.

  Stating “David C. Pack is not a man of his word” is not an accusation. That is like fire getting pissy because you declare it will burn you when you get too close. Facts are facts.

  Are facts your enemy, Dave? If you had a singular enemy in mind, maybe you were projecting an internal conflict as coming from external forces. Nobody at Headquarters has the guts to tell you that you are your own worst enemy. Invite me over, and I will say this to your face. Brad has my email address.

  Also, why would someone else possessing true, God-given information be of any concern to you? Freely you have received, so freely give, bro. You say you “don’t care,” but by bringing it up, it says you do.

  Jesus Christ told his disciples to preach the gospel to the whole world. You know that concept as The First Commission. What is the problem if that information is released beyond the walls of RCG? You are teaching the sheep in The Restored Church of God the “good news” of the coming Kingdom of God. Right?

  Perhaps you have fallen asleep on the job, so someone else is compelled to do it for you. Rather than seeing your information going public as an attack, recognize it as a favor.

  You’re welcome.

@ 1:25:16 I hope the whole world hears it.

  No, he does not.

  If this were true, Part 414 would be posted publicly as a message unveiling the Mystery of God to help mankind prepare for His coming Kingdom. All the co-workers and donors could see what goes on behind the closed gates in Wadsworth. They could finally get a glimpse as to what kind of organization they are giving their money to.

  Dave, if you want the world to hear this incredible revealed knowledge, put it on the rcg.org website in the Sermon Library and provide a link on your landing page. Get Ryan to post a few items on your Facebook channels and promote the snot out of it. What a great email blast that would be.

  I offer to help you guys out. If I have your permission, I will gladly post the entire message on the front page of exrcg.org. We could do a cross-platform collaboration. What do you say?

  Please have Dr. Ranney contact me and let me know if you are cool with that. He has my number.

@ 1:25:17 They won’t. They won’t believe it. They’re not gonna believe even after the Kingdom comes.

  Oh…never mind. So, the strategy is not to even try. How can someone disbelieve something they have not had a chance to hear? Another great idea that never gets off the ground due to pessimism. That is a big bummer.

  How super-cool would it be for a "secret" prophetic message to be blasted all over the public sphere to prove the organization's legitimacy and make "David C. Pack" a household name?

  Did you just play 52 Pickup with RCG, Dave? Or perhaps it was just a ruse.

@ 1:25:23 But, why would God show us Abib 1 with 67 days to go? Such a long way off.

  Maybe the 67-day window has more to do with Dave catching up on his sleep and going on vacation rather than a certified biblical revelation.

  Put your Bible away and go on vacation, Dave. Go on a long, long vacation far, far away. 67 Dave-free days would be an answered prayer for many in Wadsworth.

  While he is gone for an extended time, Brad can easily captain the ship. RCG runs smoother when Dave is not around. Headquarters will do just fine when he is out of the office. There will also be a sharp increase in productivity. It might even feel a bit like time off for the staff on the third floor.

  Just imagine a few days free from tense sandwich-making in the kitchen. A few days of not worrying about how loud you are laughing. The idea of scheduling a meeting that starts and ends on time would be pure bliss. If only they lived in a world where the “ministers” made dinner plans with their wives and would not have to worry about disappointing them again.

  Coffee Kid could enjoy some alone time with his hot new wife, and Pepper Boy could savor some rush-free quiet moments as a new dad. Life in RCG would almost feel…normal.

  Dave being out of the picture for as long as it can last would be a blessing to all who labor at Headquarters. This is not a humorous exaggeration. Ask Brad privately, and he will confirm it.

  Alas, none of this appears to be the case.

  Part 415 was delivered yesterday, with Part 416 already on the horizon.

  A golden opportunity is being missed for David C. Pack to receive free public relations juice. If his hope was for some publicity, I am happy to oblige.

  Come on, Dave. I will even do it for free. Even though I am not your enemy.