March 2, 2023 | by Marc Cebrian

Two curses calling for the death of David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God are in progress. The terms of the first have already been met. The terms for the second trigger on April 21, 2023.

  David C. Pack discovered a surrogate date in Haggai, proving God works in exactly one-month increments.

  David C. Pack is the singular masculine pronoun “he” in Daniel 12:12 despite the word being non-existent in the Hebrew.

  David C. Pack has taught the gospel to more people than Paul. He knows prophecy better than any man who has ever lived. He studies the Bible in his sleep. The Mystery of God is finished. The Series is over. The Kingdom of Dave will arrive before next week, but no man knows the day and the hour.

  How is all of this possible?

  Because David C. Pack can open the Bible and use anything from anywhere to say anything at any time.

  The Bible contains dates, numbers, names, parallels, events, and versatile definitions. Anyone skilled in them can take unrelated pieces and press them together in any way they want. Watch a child play with Legos. All the bricks can stick together. From the tiniest single one to the largest flat one. Join them, and they magically work.

Five verses from anywhere say one thing.

  One week later, those same five verses reshuffled now say another thing.

  In three more days, they prove the opposite from ten days before.

  This is the technique of David C. Pack. The reality loop cycles perpetually. Fueled by blind arrogance, pride, selective amnesia, and a host of mental disorders, The Restored Church of God is doomed to repeat the rollercoaster of exhilaration and disappointment because they believe a man rather than their Bible. They trust in a man instead of trusting in God.

  The greatest story of David C. Pack is never-ending, and it will not stop until he dies.

The plan of God is as easy-peasy as it could possibly get. This is a summary according to “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 423)” on February 25, 2023:

From the 1335 to the 1290 is 45 days. Overlapping that is 3 ½ days before the 30 days with a 2 ½ day period at the start of the 30 days, but on day 19 of the 30, an 11-day Great Tribulation ends the extended month on Iyar 1 (April 22), which is the Day of the Lord when Jesus Christ returns for real.

  Got it?

Part 423 – February 25, 2023
@ 21:22 This is a shocking revelation, and it changes some things.

  The shocking revelation is that nobody ever looked up the words in that verse before. The Hebrew words “chag” and “moad” in Hosea 9:5 change the game. Again.

@ 19:02 Now, I never pursued all the verses, and I don't know of anybody whoever did. But, now you understand that it has to be a Holy Day if the Bible says a chag is involved.

@ 22:10 So, it becomes evident that the first two days of Israel’s captivity are a moad and a chag. That is saying, The first two days of Israel’s captivity are the sixth and seventh Days of Unleavened Bread. It’s impossible that it’s anything else. It’s impossible that Israel does not go into captivity on the sixth and seventh Days of Unleavened Bread.

  The sixth Day of Unleavened Bread is April 11, 2023.

  If you have not yet done so, read Scott Steel’s article addressing the impossible aspect.

  By taking anything (chag and moad) to mean anything (Days of Unleavened Bread), a new RCG narrative is born. How long it survives is a guess for anyone.

@ 23:10 Watch this: If the sixth and seventh Days of Unleavened Bread form two days, you need nine more days to get to the start of another month. And there are exactly nine more days till the end of Abib. There’s your eleven days. Inarguable. Absolutely inarguable that Israel’s captivity are not is not the last eleven days of the month of Abib. Or chag dudn’t mean chag.

  Abib ends at sunset on April 21, 2023.

@ 24:03 Now, I can’t stress this enough because things are gonna change with this picture. Is that a coincidence? It can’t be. This alone is absolutely critical to the Mystery of God…

  “Coincidence” should be removed from David C. Pack’s vocabulary. Every other coincidence since the Series began has been proven to be just that. This has to be evidence of a crippling learning disability.

  Dave brushed aside Pentecost and the Feast of Tabernacles as possibilities. Once the Passover season passes over, he will revisit his thinking and discover Pentecost IS a chag after all. It is a shame nobody ever looked up the verses before. At least, nobody he ever knew or even met thought to do so.

  Note for the future: 2 Chronicles 8:13 will tie nicely into Deuteronomy 16:16, where God calls Pentecost a chag. This is not to teach anyone but to place it in the public record. Dave either saw this verse and ignored it, or his inspiration was not so inspired.

  If he utters something like, “We quote that verse every Holy Day, and we just never saw it. We just never saw it,” you owe me five dollars. I have a Zelle account set up and ready to go.

  Adar/Unleavened Bread is a recycled rinse-and-repeat of 2022 and 2021. The people of The Restored Church of God have no excuse if they choose to continue wading through this mud making bricks with the straw Dave tosses them.

  Each Holy Day will be the last Holy Day to stuff that green envelope. Until the next time. And they better keep stuffing them thick, or Dave gets pissy.

@ 24:33 Now, if that's true if those eleven days are true (they are), it’s impossible, it’s impossible, brethren, to not know when the Day of the Lord is. It’s impossible. It’s Iyar 1.

The Day of the Lord starting the Second Kingdom when Jesus Christ arrives is April 22, 2023.

David C. Pack’s mental disorders take center stage in the Main Hall of The Restored Church of God Headquarters.

@ 24:53 But I was right. And I just said, “Father, you’ve shown us the hour.” And it never occurred to me to look up moad and chag. I thought it was a Sabbath and a new moon spoken of is Hosea 9:5. It’s neither…and the math is perfect. Which means you now know (everybody listening worldwide live right now) you now absolutely know when the Day of the Lord is. 

@ 25:23 And anybody who argues with it simply threw the Bible out the window.

  Guess who will argue with this. David C. Pack of tomorrow will tear this teaching to shreds. I have complete confidence in his ability to put the David C. Pack of today to utter shame. Amateur.

  Know what else went out the window? Truth. Logic. Reason. Discernment. Wisdom.

  When this all fails, Dave will still be right somehow. Anything anywhere will prove this at any time.

@ 28:02 And I would be as certain of this as I am of tithing, or ya can’t eat pork, or ya better keep the Sabbath. It’s impossible to move it...Impossible.

  With your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand and declare, “I swear to God.”

  One thing this reimagining does is move an immovable object because the irresistible force is resisted with spite.

Flashback Part 413 – January 4, 2023
@ 1:25:05 …we wait for what no one else knows ‘cause you’ll never, ever. A nuclear blast wouldn’t change me…from the simple fact that it’s ten days, seven years, a thousand years, and winter.

Do not believe David C Pack. Even when he swears by his own death. His words mean nothing to him and should mean nothing to the brethren of The Restored Church of God.

This foreshadowing is disturbing.

Part 423 – February 25, 2023
@ 35:19 The Jews have long expected Elijah to be active during the Passover. He won't be, and you won't be…every time I think of my last name, I think of the Passover season. But we will not be active. We will not be active…for any of the Days of Unleavened Bread. Your voice and mine, all of our voices, will be silenced before that. And that’s important to understand.

  He repeats four times he and RCG will be silenced before the Days of Unleavened Bread. I got a chill when I heard this. God is not mocked.

Whenever Dave discovers anything anywhere that he does not remember anyone else discovering first, this somehow points to how special he is. HE is the first, the last, and the only one to know anything anywhere in the Bible, at any time.

  The context here is unimportant.

@ 37:16 I don’t know a single minister I’ve ever met or knew who understood the distinction of this.

  Throughout his lifetime, Dave assimilated the deep knowledge of every person he ever met by reaching into their minds to know what they studied privately in the Bible.

  When you shook his hand at the Feast of Tabernacles, you probably did not realize what he was actually doing. Did you think he just wanted to meet you? Silly goose. Through his hand in yours, he searched the recesses of your brain to absorb what you understood from the Bible to make it his own.

  If Dave never knew it, nobody ever knew it. If Dave is confused, everyone is confused.

  Extreme insecurity is a trait of narcissists. Ponder if that is connected.

Extreme Irony Alert

  Dave is NOT talking about the RCG Headquarters ministry here. They are nothing like this.

@ 52:36 Millions and millions of outright cowardly ministers will lie about what God says in His word, lie about His law, lie about even who He is because they’ll lose their jobs if they don’t.

  Nope. The hirelings at Headquarters are nothing like this.

  Dave does NOT continue by addressing the RCG members.

@ 1:10:28 You know, the Bible talks about there’s this season will come when they'll heap to themselves teachers having itching ears, and they'll be turned away to fables. And they'll resist the truth.

  Out of his own mouth, he has said it.

  David C. Pack tells you everything you need to hear to discern whether he is true or not.

@ 1:10:17 Now, brethren, we didn’t see these things. You gotta digest this.

  One former member told me, “I once told Dave Pack his teachings are giving me spiritual indigestion.”

  She was one of the few on the planet who could get away with making that comment to his face. He was surprised but blew it off as her being ridiculous.

  She knew more back in 2015 than she knew she knew.

@ 1:12:58 Now, this is not what we saw before. But it’s absolutely certain because it’s math. It’s math because we just hit the 1335. It’s math because it’s inarguable that it’s Abib. You’re supposta guard it. It’s math because you go to Iyar 1.

  Basic math, just math, clean math, interesting math, powerful math, stunning math, biblical math, stone-cold math, and even God’s math all failed to pan out as Dave was calculating.

  David C. Pack’s piss-poor reading comprehension skills are compounded by his moronic mathematics proficiencies. Words bad mouth making. Numbers bad finger count making.

  This is the Apostle, the Pastor General of The Restored Church of God, and Elijah-Elect, destined to rule the Kingdom of Dave.

  Hard pass.

After the meal, Part 424 kept people from going home and enjoying the rest of their evening.

Part 424 – February 24, 2023
@ 00:26 Think, in a way. Everything gets bigger. Everything gets bigger.

  The Three Shepherds of Zechariah 11 are no longer world leaders.

@ 04:00 Most likely, those are shepherds. They are not the three people [horns] found in Daniel 7. It’s hard to know who they are because they can mean rulers. But, they can mean powerful rulers who are shepherds.

  They were shepherds until Dave decided they were not. The religious leaders became secular until they re-converted back to where they were.

Compare and Contrast

If you disbelieve Dave today—You are a heretical stubborn rebel who thinks you know better than the Apostle, and God is somehow granting you special understanding He is not giving the ministers leading His government on earth.

But if you wait one week—You are a patient visionary ahead of the curve, perfectly aligned with God’s church because the Spirit guides us into all truth, thus, rewarding your faith.

If you say the words—You are the Apostle, the leader of God’s sheep, ending the Mystery of God and unsealing Daniel with inspired knowledge never before understood, and Elijah-Elect who will rule the First Kingdom.

If you publish those exact words—You are an antichrist serpent enemy of God, more wicked (almost) than the devil who wants to murder God's people and destroy His church, who will put the Lake of Fire to good use by being cast into it.

If you disagree with Dave, just wait one week. Next week, he will agree with you.

The Series is now really, really, really finished. Pinkie swear.

@ 53:19 Nobody should be able to shake you from a single fact you’ve heard today. Other than where I mentioned some speculations. They’re inarguable. Eleven days at the end of Abib is inarguable. And the one month of punishment, Tribulation, then the Great Tribulation. They’re all inarguable. And all the elements and resurrections and durations, they’re all inarguable. They’re impossible to move.

  Nothing will move until anything WE were not aware of from anywhere in the Bible comes along to change anything at any time.

@ 54:21 So, there no other Mystery of God coming next year. There nobody gonna stand up, certainly not me, and make it plainer than this. I never dreamed such powerful knowledge could still be waiting as recently as about five days ago…I couldn’t have imagined it and I would dare say, none of you could’ve.

  Yet, imagined it all, he did.

@ 54:44 So, it’s plain. The way’s prepared. There’s nothing else to say.

  As the clock ticks, a growing sense of dread builds at Headquarters. The Third Floor Executive Imaginarium is already hard at work finding a way for Dave to contradict himself. Maybe he will throw in a third curse just to spice it up.

  The next anything from anywhere will be thoroughly explained in Part 425. The announcement for that will come at any time.